"Well the emperor's in the pigsty and the geisha's in the shack and you better believe I'll hold 'em there till the feds they pay me back." - Neil Fallon, Tim Sult, Dan Maines, and Jean-Paul Gaster, Clutch ("A Shotgun Named Marcus" from Transnational Speedway).
The most excitement of Saturday at Rocky Top Game Con came in game one with an all-out brawl in the pigsty. Michael the Boy Scout earned his knot tying merit badge by tying up Dalek Sek in the sty while the 10th Doctor used his Sonic screwdriver to force the Dalek to eject into the mud. Jenny Hatfield shotgunned it. The Pigs ate it.

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